Retarded USC Girl

1. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? Colin Ferrell
2. Who do you blame for your mood today? Phillip Morris :)
3. Have you ever seen a dead body? yes... but I have to look in my trunk... ;)

4. What should we do w/ stupid people? keep them around to make the rest of us look smart... I have come to realize that to someone, we all look stupid... so be nice to stupid people.
5. How long do you think you will live? a few more hours if I keep this up....
6. What was the first thing you did this morning? rolled over and said, "damn. that was a weird dream"
7. The color of carpet in your bedroom? tan

8. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Failed the written once....

9. last person you went out to dinner with? Julie... like 10 minutes agoi

10. Are you spoiled? no!

11. Do you drink lots of water? nooo

12. What toothpaste do you use? I have no idea.... tastes minty

13. How do you vent your anger? write. scream. smoke. drink. cry.
14. the last compliment you received?: Jodi told me i wasnt a hoe on the phone last night.

15. Do you look more like your mother or father? Well... Mom is dead... so I hope I am favoring Dad these days....
16. when was the last time you threw up? last week.
17. Is your best friend a virgin? hahaha, Hell no.
18. What theme does your room have? "messy... floor... my things... no real theme"

19. When was the last time you were at a party? Good question. I think my brothers...
20. Are you a momma's child or a daddy's child? Daddys girl... but I adore my mom... and I miss her everyday.
21. Would you ever join the military? yes so me n Seth can be sailors! :) Um... I dont think I have the stamina for the military... but I would so do Peace Corps

22. The last website you visited, before myspace? www.hotasianteens.com jk. I think it was www.ebaumsworld.com
23. Who was the last person you took a picture with? Josalyn

24. Last concert you went to? Crossfade maybe? No, I saw a local band....
25. Last person you went to movies w/? Julie.... saw The Ringer

26. The last person you stared at? Old guy across the bar at dinner

27. Number of layers on your bed? huh? its not parfait. Parfait has layers. Aint nobody dont like parfaitt!
28. Is anything alive in your room? I am alive... last I checked.
29. Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week? go forward

30. What are you looking forward to right now?drinking some alcohol and hopefully getting laid.

posted by Ashlyn @ 4:55 PM 0 comments

Ok people.... it's crunch time. I havent been laid in like a week and I'm not gonna take it anymore. The past two nights I have turned down a potential piece of ass. And I woke up this morning sexually frustrated and all cockeyed. So here is the deal... I am getting laid today or tonight come hell or high water - come rape or incest - come jail or prison.... I will be getting some ass tonight.

You know, it is almost as if the cat can read what I am typing. She just jumped down from the desk... Dont worry, you are not my type - you fuzzy bitch!

So, the quest is on. I feel like Xena - only I'm heterosexual.

posted by Ashlyn @ 9:19 AM 0 comments

OK... so some quotes need to come off the wall and be posted on the net for all to see. I am not gonna say who said this... but to any guy that may read this.... it's true.... and hopefully it hasnt happened to you....

"He thinks I am a tease... but, in reality, he just not that good..." (paraphrased for creative license)

Today was a good day.

Someone got laid for like 3 hours... but unfortunately... it wasnt me.

posted by Ashlyn @ 9:51 PM 0 comments

I just slathered on massive amounts of self tanner... this will either be really good or really bad. There is really not gonna be any in between. I have used it before and it is fabulous... but I was a lil rushed.

So, no ass for me tonight. Should I start branching out... should I start looking elsewhere? Ahh, tough question. The thing is... I would rather get laid by a guy who finds himself in an alley at 3am because he is ... well, so good at what he does lol than to get laid by some random stranger or go back to the old guy.... ahh, decisions, decisions.

So, I am feeling better. I was sick this weekend.... ugh it was nasty.

I want to go to nursing school in the fall... the question is... where... in Tennessee or in SC? Hmmm ....

posted by Ashlyn @ 10:13 PM 0 comments