Retarded USC Girl: 11/09/2003

You would be amazed at how far you can get in life the day you and your roomie decide to get matching tattoos on your "basses" in support of Carolina. All I can say is "go cocks!"

Fridays are good days. I am working 8-5 and then back to the big BW I go.... I am going to work on stuff for the desk this afternoon.... archiving duty logs and sign in sheets and such. Shouldnt take me tooo terribly long... at the most an hour or two. I want to put more copies of the schedule up there as well.... maybe that will encourage people to get there on time, etc. Saturday I am doing bulletin boards... awww yeah. I am on duty all weekend.... and then Sunday is that blessed event also known as the Colonial Cup.

Ok... let me explain the situation in here.... I am at work.... the AC/heater is right behind me.... only apparently it blows up not out.... so the heat (which is extremely necessary cause its frikkin freezin in here) blows over my head and into the lobby area.... which is hotter than a firepoker.... but must remain that way because it is damn cold where I am sitting. I am like eyeing the heater seductively.... I could rape it if I had to...

I havent been sleeping much lately.... my eyes are tired.... you know that dry irritated, please close me, thing your eyes can do... where the air can hurt.... ehhh it will be alright.... I plan to nap today.

The innocent email that started it all:

Date: Tue, 11 Nov 2003 13:17:12 -0500
From: "Adam Lambert" | Add to Address Book
To: RADVISOR@LISTSERV.SC.EDU

Question to everybody

If you could one thing about the RA job what would it be and why?
Just
wondering

And the reply:

Date: Tue, 11 Nov 2003 23:08:30 GMT
From: "Stanley Worthington" | Add to Address Book
Subject: Read This.
To: RADVISOR@LISTSERV.SC.EDU

To whom it may concern (Adam Lambert):
You can not work in central campus. What exactly is your
current major? I hope it's not in the School of Liberal Arts since you left
a word out of your question. I assume you meant to say, "If you could
change one thing about the RA job what would it be and why? Just
wondering.” If you expect me to take my time to read your email, you should
be courteous enough to take time yourself and write something that is
worth reading. I expect that you will clutter up my inbox with
responses to this email so when you do please keep the following guidelines in
mind. Keep the fragments to a minimum; no one wants to read a
sentence with no subject, and be sure that pieces of your sentences are not
lost in transit from your head to the email. I know this is a difficult
concept but not everyone is telepathic. Finally, write something in
the subject blank, for example, “WARNING, this email contains poor
grammar, prepare to have your IQ lowered.”
Now, I will respond to the weakest question ever posted on the
list serve. If I were to change anything about the RA position, I
would change the selection process. Applicants who may feel the need to
clutter up my inbox with useless emails would be the first ones
eliminated. Useless emails like the one I am responding to are tangible evidence
that the devil is alive and well, and he is working hard to bring death
and destruction to us all. Maybe that was a little overboard but
really, this is the weakest posting I have ever seen in my entire life! Do
you call this participating in list serve discussion? You didn’t even
give your own opinion! If you wrote this question on a post-it note the
message would not even fill up half of it! This is probably why my
internet was down yesterday, the server was looking for the rest of your
posting!
Finally, I just have to say that not everyone can be as good as
Central Campus.

Sincerely,
Stan Worthington

and another dose :

Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2003 01:39:28 GMT
From: "Stanley Worthington" | Add to Address Book
Subject: Read This Too.
To: RADVISOR@LISTSERV.SC.EDU

Everyone,
I have come to realize that the tone I used in my last email can be
taken the wrong way. I would like to reassure all of you that I mean
no harm. I often use a sarcastic tone to communicate my thoughts. I
was simply trying to get my point across with a little humor. I
apologize to those who may have been offended.
Also, while here in Central Campus we often tease about being the
best, I do realize that we are one big housing family.
-Stan Worthington

What a worthless asshole . I will dig through my inbox and share the one he sent me. He was sooo offended by my email addy. What a douchebag. In response to the emails in this post.... Adam asked a simple question... we all make mistakes... it is no big deal.... Stan is an asshole and thinks he is funny when clearly he is not. If he has to worry about having his IQ lowered--- well... I think we can stand to realize that Stan is not as intelligent as he believes he is. Douchebag.

:) I told Buddha of my encounter with the absolute love of my life... or well.. potential number 2 ok.. or 3 love of my life (exclusing eric s moore of course) :) ahhh what a day yesterday was.

A smile crosses my face.

Remember a while back, I got an email from this asshole who was offended by my email address. He has struck again.... and clearly, I am not his only target. lmfao. This guy wrote an email to the RA listserv and because of a grammatical error... by sheer oversight.... this guy attacked him. I will post the email and his subsequent remarks.

And so dawns a new week. It is Tuesday. I am skipping classes only because I am so stressed i could just scream. Perception Studies are due and all of my boys, as fab as they are have not turned them back in yet. DA meeting tonight, RA meeting tonight... need sleep.... but the hair is doing great today!

I had more blonde put in my hair over the weekend.... I am going for that classic streetwalker meets Zsa Zsa look.... I think I am close. :)

The cell is back in full effect. thank god I missed her!

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