Retarded USC Girl

It's Friday. I am doing well... not even sleepy! yay. My bulletin boards will be done this afternoon.... and they will be damn spiffy if I do say so myself. I am at work :) smile smile smile. Trannie is so much fun.

Last night it was good to see everyone for a bit but I was soooo tired. Thankfully I feel rested today :) (big cheesy grin).

Ok.... so I was remetering and taking the mail down and i stopped to pee in the basement (there is a bathroom down there... dont worry)... so they practically chain the toilet paper down there... so it is like a real process to get a sheet. I had a realization though.... that management thinks its employees are poor.... poor enough to steal REALLY cheap toilet paper. They buy in bulk, mind you, "ASS SCRAPER 2000" toilet paper. Who would want to steal that shit? I cringe knowing I have to use it! It is liek you see someone in the hall walking a lil stiff legged and you know they just chaffed their ass. Or better yet... you see someone with a grimace on their face.... and you know they probably set there and weighed the options of wiping or air drying... and either option is just so wrong on so many levels. They need to give raises.... so the employees will make more... so they wont question whether or not we will steal that shit. In all honesty though.... if it was Charmin... I might pocket a few rolls.

posted by Ashlyn @ 9:57 AM 0 comments

So the Zima project is completed. It was presented with grand flair and yes, I said we should place ads in Details magazine, since we are targeting gays.

We explained to the class what a metrosexual is.

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working on a paper now.... should be done in a few minutes. Some times there are moments when you sit back in the middle of a storm and notice how calm a storm can be.... enter the final week of exams and the approaching finals. :) I am in a good mood though. Thank you for that!

Saw Buddha on Saturday... fabulous. Saw Buster... I miss him so much. The times when I know there is a god in this world are when I look at Buster and I see such perfection and such love. I smile when I see him. He is my baby afterall. :) He pretended to be asleep because he was scared I was gonna kick him out of my bed and make him sleep in his.... acting just like a boy :) hee hee hee

I miss the BUddha. She is fab-o.

People are funny funny creatures. I have been thinking a lot about someone fabulous. I knew he was fab-o and then I made myself forget it.... and now it is a recurrent thought. I like those things that i cannot have. Maybe this is why I like courage and small asses too... ;) On a bulletin board... one of Cody's... he asks what you want for Christmas. Someone wrote "big titties and a matching ass". That tickled me.

Back to people... the heart is an odd thing.... not nearly as complacent as the mind. I dunno.... odd sort of thing really.... but I see perfection in people and dismiss it because I am that girl that is not into commitment.... not that I am some fly by night whore or anything.... I just dont think you should be committed to just one person while in your early twenties.... unless of course ya know.. he is in his 30s ;) All the good men are in their 30s now. Its pissin off.... mainly because I am never aorund nearly enough 30 yr olds.

So the night after Jack n I broke up, I hooked up with this guy, Brooks. I am not saying "the big hook up" but a hook up none the less. Anyway... Eric knows him... kid came up in conversation and then damn if Crystal and Buddha didnt play cards with the fucker over the weekend... I was like wtf. Funny shit.

I was in Rincon on Saturday. I thought of Melissa instinctively.

Sorry the post is so long.... but I figured it would give Seth something to read when he got bored....

OH and this guy in my class is from Africa... he said in my IBUS class tonight "I am from Africa, you can feed one of us for 10 cents a day". I loved that.

:) Sweet dreams world.

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