Saturday, December 04, 2004

I am in a contagiously bad mood.... so you should probably stop reading this ... and if you have my phone number... it is in your best interest to let me cool off. lol. here is what happened today.

I went this morning - at like noon... to get my nails done. I had to be in Hampton from 2-4 for the Christmas Party at work and then, as I was told, poker to follow. This poker thing is the reason I had to cancel plans to have the annual Christmas dinner at Nick's this year. Well, my nails were done... and I was parked on the circle in this HELL HOLE town of Barnwell... and this fucking Christmas -festive-seasonal-oh look at me, I'm in a car -parade was going on and traffic was blocked. Then the VA jeep that was in the parade, the senile driver who apparently served in the Korean war took the wrong turn and got out of the parade.... yet parked right behind MY car. So, I was stuck watching the gay pride parade in Barnwell. Anyway, I guess I should check my Barnwell Social Events schedule more closely in the future. So, I talked ot Buddha while I am watching this traffic jame of shit floats and she does not sound happy with me.... then I talk to crystal who is equally unthrilled that I am going to be late/may not make it to the Christmas Party. So I go home and have a cup of hot chocolate.... and Crystal calls and says that everyone is eating and going to leave after that. I ask about the poker... she says that doesnt look like it is going to be happening. UGH! So I bailed on legitimate plans for something that isnt gonna happen. So, what did I do tonight? I went shopping and I watched some movies.... and I got online to type a boring blog. This moment. Me = pissed at the world.

On the positive: the nails look great. Today was a great hair day. Oh - and my outfit was fab-o. SO I was all dressed up with no place to go! I am so frikkin pathetic it is scary. I am not gonna go to a movie by myself because I am not that brave.... and I am not gonna go to a bar by myself because the last time I did that, I had to pretend I was a lesbian to leave.

Some days you just need to do a facial, have a pedicure and go to bed early. Unfortunately, that is what tonight is looking like.

Good night, Moon.

posted by Ashlyn @ 8:35 PM 0 comments

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Retarded USC Girl

Today nothing spectacular happened... except I tried to play tetris on this dance party thing. You know, it is the mat designed for kids... you plug it into the tv... and it has arrows n shit on it... and you have to dance around on it. Ok, A. I looked like a damned retard. and B. It was REALLY hard to do. lmfao. I am a loser! :)

Stacy wants to set me up with someone. I dunno... the whole blind date thing is a little scary... I mean, how do you really know if someone is a serial killer or not? and when I die... I want to be special... not just another number. lol. :)

Oh also.... I talked to Buddha and she wants us to have out Crimmis dinner this Saturday. I have the office Crimmis party Saturday afternoon.... so Saturday evening is free. :)

I am SLEEPY. Work sucks in it own little way.... but then I love it. Wed and Thurs in Ridgeland make me appreciate how good I have it on Mon, Tues, and Fri in Hampton lol.

posted by Ashlyn @ 6:30 PM 0 comments

Sunday, November 28, 2004

I am trying to think of great things to teach my nephews and niece.... a legacy to leave. The best I have come up with so far is "when you're climbing up the latter and you hear something splatter, diarrhea". I lead a small life. lol.

posted by Ashlyn @ 8:06 PM 2 comments