i need to redo my nails.... chipped chipped chipped.... I need to call people back... I need a nap... I need to do a lot of things.... one major one being: pick up my paycheck. I need to go christmas chopping. I know all the things I need to get as well... so its not gonna be that bad. Maybe I cna get a little crimmis shopping done today.
I went to Green's last night.... needed to get some alcohol.... god bless the holiday gift sets. I got myself a bottle of frangelico. goood good stuff..... a half a bottle and i sleep like a log. :)
Smiling today for a lot of reasons..... esp because of the wonderful people that surround me....
Retarded USC Girl
Friday, December 19, 2003
Thursday, December 18, 2003
So last night we went to augusta. We celebrated Anita's graduation with a drink and drown. Man it was niiiice. anita can drink... as she said "Indians can hold their liquor" and she certainly can. LOVE ANITA!!! SHe is awesome.... I am so sad that she moved out of the dorm... so happy for her to ahev graduated.... but I miss her already. We had an amazing time alst night. Amaretto Sours, Italian Surfers, and Beer.... all night.... such a great night.
Partying in Augusta is clearly the way to go!
I need to make some goodies tonight for the staff.... they are all so nice. I really work in a great office.... everyone here is so nice.
I want some Frangelico. I think I might go to the liquor store tonight and get some.
I need to go crimmis shopping tonight... that is what I need to do.
So while we were drunk.... getting drunk... no where in the same vicinity as sober... i decided to call Ben last night..... my phone cut off after I told him we were partying in augusta lol..... you kno, when you have been drinking.... a good friend would take your phone away from you....
Darling Nikki is still resounding in my head along with Magic Stick.
God last night was awesome. I know some pretty damn amazing people! So very fortunate to have my friends.
Partying in Augusta is clearly the way to go!
I need to make some goodies tonight for the staff.... they are all so nice. I really work in a great office.... everyone here is so nice.
I want some Frangelico. I think I might go to the liquor store tonight and get some.
I need to go crimmis shopping tonight... that is what I need to do.
So while we were drunk.... getting drunk... no where in the same vicinity as sober... i decided to call Ben last night..... my phone cut off after I told him we were partying in augusta lol..... you kno, when you have been drinking.... a good friend would take your phone away from you....
Darling Nikki is still resounding in my head along with Magic Stick.
God last night was awesome. I know some pretty damn amazing people! So very fortunate to have my friends.
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
"yeah i had a really bad headache but I thought it was just from where i banged my head on my bed frame..."
-SHUT UP RANDY!!!!!!!
;) If he wasnt so precious, I would have to have him shot.
-SHUT UP RANDY!!!!!!!
;) If he wasnt so precious, I would have to have him shot.
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
Looking for jobs.... and finding openings.... only looks like I am going to have to travel. There is an opening in Kansas City, MO.... hella long way away... but it starts at 72K a year. I would travel for a nice salary! :)
I am becoming very materialistic when I dont want to be.... but I like things... I want things... we all do.... ok maybe except for like Moby. but in essence, we are attracted to things... and we want them. I want a Louis Vuitton.... if I make 72K a year... i can have me one :)
oh well.... hopefully this is just a phase.
I am becoming very materialistic when I dont want to be.... but I like things... I want things... we all do.... ok maybe except for like Moby. but in essence, we are attracted to things... and we want them. I want a Louis Vuitton.... if I make 72K a year... i can have me one :)
oh well.... hopefully this is just a phase.
Monday, December 15, 2003
:) smiling :) It's a very very good day... congrats to all the grads.... may you find success and more than that - happiness in all you do. :) Love yall! Best best best wishes to you!
I will join your ranks in May!
:) I am looking for jobs. the scary part is that if I try to find work as an economist, i can make MAD money.... but I dont think I will be very happy. I think maybe marketing is the arena I shoudl pursue... but clearly for less cash. :) Happiness and Harmony is all we need.
RA Crimmis Dinner tonight. I made Brocccoli Bread.... gonna stop by and pick up some legit rolls as well. Then, I need to go to Wally World and get a gift for the Secret Santa thing. :)
I am running home tonight to pick up my resume' so I can apply for these jobs I am finding. Oh and to deposit my check.... mama needs a lil cash!
Christmas Shopping -- taking place this week.... :)
Oh Eric n Mark came to see me! yay! good good boys!
and to end with the song that has been in my head all day:
(FF does an amazing job on this one ... Prince who? ;))
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd you like to waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started to grind
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NIKKI!!!!!!! oh...
The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you how to grind
Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind
I will join your ranks in May!
:) I am looking for jobs. the scary part is that if I try to find work as an economist, i can make MAD money.... but I dont think I will be very happy. I think maybe marketing is the arena I shoudl pursue... but clearly for less cash. :) Happiness and Harmony is all we need.
RA Crimmis Dinner tonight. I made Brocccoli Bread.... gonna stop by and pick up some legit rolls as well. Then, I need to go to Wally World and get a gift for the Secret Santa thing. :)
I am running home tonight to pick up my resume' so I can apply for these jobs I am finding. Oh and to deposit my check.... mama needs a lil cash!
Christmas Shopping -- taking place this week.... :)
Oh Eric n Mark came to see me! yay! good good boys!
and to end with the song that has been in my head all day:
(FF does an amazing job on this one ... Prince who? ;))
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd you like to waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started to grind
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NIKKI!!!!!!! oh...
The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you how to grind
Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind
The Days in the Life of a USC Undergrad.
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