Friday, December 12, 2003

I think it is safe to say that I suffer from Houseman-Castle Syndrome. If you recall "Dirty Dancing" Francis Houseman (Baby) (Pre-nose-job-Jennifer-Grey)fell in lust with Johnny Castle, the (Dapper Dan greasy headed --- yet oddly attractive) dance instructor rebel. I realized that perhaps I saw this movie too many times and was deeply affected by it. Please note the similarities.

Baby ---- was planning to major in Economics of Underdeveloped Countries
Yours Truly -- Econ major and Mktg Major

Coincidence, I think NOT!

Baby --- went after the "bad" boy. He wore the black leather jacket, was painfully cute, bouncing from job to job, town to town, woman to woman, and he was clearly older than her.

Yours Truly-- goes after the "bad" boy. They wear the black leather jackets and "get ink done"... I do not shy away from the piercings either. Some have bounced from menial job to menial job...some I meet in one town, some in another.... some in another state for that matter (Hello, Rincon, Ga!). And yes, oh a sad fact we know and love.... I like older boys.... I cant help it... the current age range I consider attractive is 29-39 with a few exceptions.

SCARY ISN'T IT!!!

See, baby's friends would shit if they saw her with the Dancing Queen.... expecting her to date a prep, etc.... but oh no.... one look at his merenge and she was hooked.
Granted, i have never known a guy who could honestly dance well.... with the exception of shagging.


Another point on this movie.... you remember the "lift" scene at the end.... Here. let me refresh your memory.... Baby is lifted from the stage to the floor by some trailer park stage hands/ back up dancers.... she run run runs over to johnny... leaps and boom.... he holds her up above his head like they are on a charades team and they drew "the letter T". Ok, if I was in a club, and I saw someone do that shit.... i would seriously die laughing. ... it is cool for Kellerman's.... but lets be honest.... in reality, if you are not in a ballroom dance competition, the lifts are gonna make you look like a douchebag.

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Thursday, December 11, 2003

I cant sleep. Its after 2:30 in the morning and I need to be up by 6 anyway. I am gonna chat online for a bit... browse the classy porna dn then watch some movies until its time for me to get ready for work. My exams are finito! yay!

here comes the best news.... I got my C in Econ and my C+ in Operations Mgmt... so no retakes.... I am all set to grad in May. That is such a relief and such an amazing feeling.

Now.. the bad news.... job searching is so confusing. I need to get my resume' in tip top shape -- and it will be. During Crimmis Break, that is my sole goal.. to get that resume' ready so I cna send it out after crimmis. I need to have the security of jobs offers before I graduate.

Well, I am yawning now... so I am gonna go watch Legally Blonde. Elle Woods = my idol... but I have said that enough times you should already know it.

:) Good night, moon.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2003

SEXY MOMENT (ladies brace yourselves):

Kevin is laying in bed and he *try to fight back the orgasm ladies* takes his shirt off! I know... I know.... I was barely able to control myself ;) Funny Funny kid.

Eric is hillarious too.... I am so lucky to have such awesome damn neighbors and friends. I really am!

So I am sitting here at work... as I came in this morning... I stopped to smoke (I know I know) and I put my IBUS book down and my coat on top of it.... well... as I was sitting here I realized I ahd my coat and had forgotten to pick up my book. I left it outside.... about an hour ago.... and I have to study for that exam still. Not a happy girl. Thankfully.... I went down stairs and it was there. Thank you Lord!

It is going to be a good day.... I have every faith in that. Anita has taken her last exam.... she graduates on Saturday... I am so happy for her.... and so ready for it to be my turn.... and so sad to know her time with us is coming to a close.

NEXT Wednesday... one week from tonight.... the party is on for Coyotes in Augusta. * 8 dollars all you can drink house liquor and beer* --- little bit of heaven right here on earth!

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Tuesday, December 09, 2003

Exam week trudges on.... lovely lovely. I am not shitting noodles yet.... but we will see. If I do... there will be a link to ratemypoo.com no doubt! My mother would die if she saw that. She would really shit. Something about me publishing turds on the net.... it is not like I brand them or anything... no one on the site would know it was MINE.... oh well, to each his own.

people are wearing bells around their necks at work today.... it is like a cattle car. I can hear them coming...

2 exams down... 2 more to go. Alcohol = really necessary.

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Monday, December 08, 2003

Monday Monday... doo doo.... so good to me... Ok, not really. I had an econ exam today. My Prof is awesome... but the test was hard.... hopefully it will have been my last econ exam ever.... and EVEr is a long long time.... assuming I passed.... if not, I will be enrolled in ECON 322 yet again. Lets keep those fingers crossed lol. Blackboard is really slow tonight.... always a pleasure dealing with retarded technology.... scary how dpeendent on it you can become.

Tomorrow is Tuesday and I have my Operations Mgmt Exam. yay. Seriously... I am studying ahrd for it. Mr Yazel was nice enough to let me take it a day late... I might as well bloe the roof off of it.

I am not sleepy... have plenty of coffee, diet coke, ramen, and hot cocoa.... perfect supply for exam week. I will be shitting caffeinated noodles by Thursday.

Exam week is rushed and stressed.... but I kind of enjoy it on that level.... the fast pace... the non-smokers suddenly taking up the habit.. the alcoholic blow out at the end of the week.... oh yeah.... this is what college is all about.

I just love how Blackboard insists on fucking me over and not producing my notes. lol.

:) Still smiling... afterall, it is just the start of exam week! :) much love to my fave peeps. Yall make even the worst of things wonderful!

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