I kept my appointment with Dr. Welcker yesterday. Oh man - he is so sexy. If I could have incapacitated him -- I would have definitely had my way with him! rawwwrrr!
We moved Crystal's office ... man oh man I hate moving. I am seriously sick of carting shit around. Crystal killed my ass though - her new office has a window that faces out to the road. Well, in the front of the building there is some pretty lush landscaping. So, Crystal is sitting at her desk and she says, "This view would be nice if I could see over the damn bushes!". Miss. Shirley heard her and said, "Crystal! Be positive!" So, Crystal said, "Ok, I am POSITIVE I can't see over the damn bushes!" It was priceless!
This weekend - I am going to finish painting Mark's cooler. It looks so cute though.... It has Sigma Tau Gamma on the front and a lil palmetto n crescent.
Oh - BTW - to a dear friend of mine... whose name I will not mention....doll, how's the syphillis? niiice.
Buddha got me good this week too. She sent me a card in the mail and on the cover it has a woman talking on the phone.... and the little bubble says "Oh, Jeff. I love you too, but..." and then I wont even repeat what she wrote on the inside.... but it made me laugh.... and hide the card from my parents. lol.
It has been a good week.... busy but good. This weekend... I will relax. Oh and I am on my way to Walmart just as soon as I post this. I need some more paint for that cooler and some Reduced Fat Chips Ahoy.... cause they rock. :)
Have a fabulous weekend everyone!
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Saturday, October 09, 2004
Sunday, October 03, 2004
"Laws of Attraction" is a really cute movie. I just watched it and it makes me want to go get drunk and get married. That, my friends, is saying a lot. I love how a movie can take something utterly retarded and make it seem like the right thing to do. I would say that 9 times out of ten, the couples that get drunk and get married.... they are not really gonna make it.
Anyway, marriage is in the air as of late... my brother is getting engaged, Buddha and Nick just got engaged. It is like everywhere you turn the talk is on marriage. This is probably a conversation I best left out of. :)
Ahh, all this commitment and combining of assets. Eek! Scary scary scary. I dunno... maybe I am that girl who just was born without that "dying to get married" gene. Who knows.... maybe I am just content living in a world filled with more Mr. Right Nows than Mr. Rights.
Anyway, marriage is in the air as of late... my brother is getting engaged, Buddha and Nick just got engaged. It is like everywhere you turn the talk is on marriage. This is probably a conversation I best left out of. :)
Ahh, all this commitment and combining of assets. Eek! Scary scary scary. I dunno... maybe I am that girl who just was born without that "dying to get married" gene. Who knows.... maybe I am just content living in a world filled with more Mr. Right Nows than Mr. Rights.
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