To recap on the weekend... Double Brava!
I went to my brother's house in North Augusta to see him and family. My Favorite Aunt was at his house... we had so many laughs. Anyway - Larry and Cassey decide to start drinking and then we start prank calling the contacts in Larry's phone.
The best prank call ever:
A guy that Larry used to work with (a cop) hooked up with this chick while Larry and his wife were dating. So, I called and pretended to be her.... the mother of his child. Oh, he handled it like a real champ. He even wanted to see the baby. The best part... I made the kid, Shaun, all fucked up. I'm serious... lazy eyes like a mother fucker, one leg was crazy short, he was missing a bunch of fingers, and he had a cleft palate. He took it all in stride. He was excited to have a kid... but then when the kid had major problems on top of more major problems... he was like "Oh.... shit."
Hmmm.... time for a random observation: I smell pizza. it is wafting up the hall. Whoever is eating it should be shot.... it's January, we are all trying to live up to those diet resolutions. I had raw broccoli with some ranch dressing early.... and some son of a bitch a few doors down is eating pizza. Cruelty.
I have been sleeping so good lately. Seriously, it has been all I could do to drag my ass from the bed in the AM. It is so foggy and cool in the morning now.... really perfect sleeping weather. I can't function in this kind of weather. If I liked fog, I would be dating a decapitated equestrian from Sleepy Hollow.
Anyway, I gots to go!
Labels: update ....sans kevin neelan
