Friday, April 16, 2004

Pearls are really beautiful.... but when you think about it... oysters are pansies. They have stress management issues. Something gets under their skin... a little piece of sand... and they work and work and work against it and boom... you have a pearl. I wonder if there are some people like that.... in fact, I am almost certain that there are.

I am not one of them... to get so worked up over something... but I do sit and steep. For instance, one thing may annoy me. Let's say for instance that I know someone who bares a striking resemblance to ALF. Now, while there is a hint of nostalgia as I am a big ALF fan, I am not overly impressed by her fugly factor. It actually irritates me. I mean, ALF was cool. She is not. Look at how big of a bitch I am being... but what truly annoys me... and most likely made me notice the ALF reference... was this: She is annoying as hell! I am beginning to know what that piece of sand feels like. Constant random ass comments and a million and one other things ... it drives me up the wall. I think that on a scale of 1 to 10... my initial friendly factor was a 10.... usually I am around an 8 and a half to 9... (not that I have a friendly meter strapped to my ass, but you get the idea). Well, now my friendly factor toward her is at a chilly 5 or 6. I am getting irritated by her and then I'm getting bitchy!

I hate that I can act that way... and more than that, I hate that I can feel that way. I think that there are moments, especially after watching The Sound of Music, when we have these aspirations of being a wonderful, insanely moral person. A good, kind person.... is that too much to ask for? And then you get back into the real world and you realize that you have "mean" thoughts. I mean, let's face it... people are fun to pick on.

Well, at any rate, i am hoping that I can be genuinely nicer... I can fake sweet with the best of them... just call me Splenda! But I am hoping that with time, it will be more natural to be kinder.


.... but I still fully intend to pick on retards, midgets, ALF look-alikes, and children

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Perfect job= traffic announcer. How fun would that be!!??!! I am at work... so you knwo I will be updating a lot lol. :)

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Thursday, April 15, 2004

This year, our field day will have pudding wrasslin... does it get any better than that!

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Wednesday, April 14, 2004

I will be the first to admit that life is full of surprises. Some are good, some are bad, but at least they are interesting either way. Here is an example of how good and evil collide... and how life is truly a system of checks and balances. The midget wrasslers are coming to town this weekend.... and I cant go... because I am on duty. Crossfade played in Cola last night and I couldnt go... because I was on duty. They are playing again this weekend... and yes, I am on duty and cannot go. DAMMIT!!!

I dunno.... I need to study though... honestly... I have a big Marketing exam on Monday... the last big project I have for that class.... so I am almost excited to study for it. My last marketing exam,.... ever.

Graduation is getting close... and I mus admit that I am excited.... scared too... as I have yet to find my feet really. Odd emotion. :)

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Tuesday, April 13, 2004

So the beautiful thing is that overall, my German interview went really well. :) I am on duty tonight... trapped in the building :( Need something great to do..... I will dork it out and read for a while.

Good night, moon.

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I have my German interview at 5:30. I SOOO need to study for it!

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so this weekend was nice. Friday, I got really shitfaced at the bar in Augusta. Larry was by far.. worse off. James T-bagged larry. (you have to see this onoe to appreciate it). Saturday night was spent in Hampton/ @ Tripp's. Nick is moving to Arizona on the 23rd... Terry pushed play and there was a porn in the VCR. Funny funny shit. How much do we love Evan? Seriously.... the kid is fabulous!

So last night I was leavinga voice mail on Stinky's phone. It went something liek this: "Hi Evan, This is Steven. I am 6'3", 100 pounds, blonde hair, green eyes.... and I like ot have my testicles stomped on. The minute I am saying this.... walking up behind me is a guy named Steven who fits that description... minus the whole testicle thing...

Watched The Cat in the Hat last night. It was cute. :)

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