Friday, May 21, 2004

I tried to drink a lowfat yogurt smoothie for breakfast... it tastes good... like yogurt.... but it is so thin... makes me think that i am sipping on spoiled yogurt.... so i threw it away. I am actually having a Pria bar for breakfast. they are so good. But I guess anything is good compared to potentially rancid yogurt.

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Thursday, May 20, 2004

Da shoe is beautimus today. I have been lucky enough to spend some time there.

Stats for the day:
- hair in "uptight bitch" twist
- nails (fingers and toes) are a coral shell pink

I am going for a pseudo-librarian kinda thing.... only the look is spoiled by the fact that i am wearing a thong on the outside of my dress --- making me look like a mexican wrassler.... and i pause periodically in the doorway and dance/sing like I am in Christina Aguilera's "Dirty" video.

... or I could ahve just spent the day on reaserch and errands... you make the call. ;)

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Wednesday, May 19, 2004

"pussing is comfy... very soft.... only i fear you may suffocate if you flipped over in it "

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Tuesday, May 18, 2004

At lunch today, it occurred to Mr.Procreation, who has begun to read this blog.... that his comments possess a certain dry wit upon delivery, but in print make him look like a raging homosexual. I would just like to note that well, he is a raging homosexual. No, seriously he is straight lol.

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Quote from this morning :
Mr. Procreation: "I need to buy some new pants for this trip. Preferably ones with a tear away rear end..."

Me: So, you are going to Vegas? 'Cause "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!"

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Monday, May 17, 2004

Let me tell you about Friday.... Friday, it was me and randy and a hug pot of melted chocolate. Things could have been great... they could have been grand. But no, oh no. He leaves the party and the aforementioned tub of chocolate with Miss. Kathy! Since it has been stated time and time again.... and everyone at work is well aware.... that my sole purpose for existing is to make and keep Randy happy. Well, apparently, the only one who can make/keep him happy is Miss. Kathy.

He was in my office today. here on business, as per usual. Only, the business was not with me... even though a couch, a conference table, and several desks were available. No, no, this business was with one of the professors who needed his assistance. The ladies always need his assistance. :( I feel "jilted"

Why oh Why must such a Stud work for computer services? It is unfair! ;)

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It was a nice weekend, I must say, but it is Monday now... not that it is a bad thing... for I feel as if this week may hold such promise.

I walked on the horseshoe for a while ebfore work this morning... I know 8am and I am just a strolling.... but it is so pretty out there I couldn't resist. I am gonan get those dman squirrels to like me... i swear I am. :) I need to bring the camera up to da show one day and take pics.

Thought: in retrospect, the flawed can be seen as perfect... and perfection can be flawed.

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