Saturday, December 18, 2004

It was a good day. I went to Augusta with Mama and saw Larry, Cassie and the babies. We took Cole to Old Navy and got him some cute stuff. Fun times. Cole asked me if I had a job. Keep in mind that he is 6 years old. I said yes. I am a prostitute. He asked what I did. I said, "well. I sell things." hee hee hee. kids are so much fun.

I text messaged Jeff to see if he was still alive. A call back confirmed that indeed he was. lol. Ahh, we are all so busy now. It is crazy... I miss college.... when I had tons of time on my hands. Ah.. we used to could just pack up and go at the drop of a hat. Homework didnt exist... days were short... nights were long. I miss those days so much. Being out of school is great though... more money, but a more rigorous schedule. The lessons learned are clearly more valuable... I dunno, I think "College days" are held in memory like "childhood". So unappreciated while you still own them.... but in retrospect, they were the time of your life... if only we could live life in reverse lol.

Today was a good... no, make that a great day. I wish everyone the same. Oh, but I got lost.. once... ok, ok, twice.I was going the wrong way on I-20. niice.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

...I am not dead.... just really sleepy. Not like the girl in the white Jeep liberty sleepy... but I could use a SERIOUS nap. I will write more tomorrow.... but the foot is no longer in the grave. ALL the hypochondriacs can rest easy tonight (including myself). It was an allergic reaction to the Avelox.... so I am on a new antibiotic now... which I will start tomorrow. Otherwise... overall, a good day.... felt like I was "back in '88"/ :)

... and my heart just soars when a friend calls because they saw something that reminded them of me... and it wasnt in a brown bag being stomped out on someone's door step.

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Monday, December 13, 2004

I am allergic to Penicillin. I know, I know, this is not like a newsflash or anything... and I know millions of other people share the allergy.... but - when I take PCN, my tongue, neck, and face swell up - big. This happened when I had mono at USC. They misdiagnosed me and put me on PCN for Strep. Well, the next morning I woke up and Anita and Eric were laughing at me. My tongue swole up to HUGE and gave me a lispy speech impediment... which I acknowledge was funny as shit. So how does this relate to now?

Well, I saw "Dr. Vegas" on Friday and he put me on an antibiotic called Avelox. He warned me that there was a chance that I would have a reaction to it... and if I did, since the PN alergy is umm "life threatening", that I should go to the emergency room. Imagine that, "Dr. Vegas" sending someone to the emergency room. LMFAO.

Anyway, I am in pain. I am not your run of the mill wimp or anything either.... but I am in pain. My jaw is aching... eating is a chore... so I feel like a kid at Fat Camp for the summer. My ear is KILLIN me... and I finally picked up my new ear drops... some that are actually in date lmfao. Anyway, I am driving home... and as I turn the wheel... my arms kinda falls in my lap. It feels "heavy"... like after your arm falls asleep but before it starts tingling... just that kinda dead and heavy feeling..... well, I notice that my hand is HUGE. So, I am swelling... but just my right hand and wrist... it is really weird... and now I am all afraid its the Avelox. It happened when I woke up this morning too..,.., and the day before.... but I just thought I had like fallen asleep on it or something.... but I hadn't... and I have bursts of SOB during the day... so I am using the inhaler...

So.... I am hurting... wasted a weekend with a heating pad strapped to my cheek. So, if the blog quits being updated.... it just means that I swole up and died. :)

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Sunday, December 12, 2004

I have an ear infection. This basically translates into "I have a reason to be a whiny lil bitch for a few days". The right side of my face is swollen up - and if I didn't already, I could pass for a mongoloid. Lemmy is on the air Fri and Sat nights! Yay. That is awesome. I am glad him and Pimp Daddy are at the station. They certainly deserve it! yay yay yay.

I went to Cola Friday night. Saw Seth, Cynthia, and Eric. Cynthia and I were on our way to Kelly's and we were in front of Meritage and this girl in a Jeep Liberty jumped a curb, etc. She was unconscious... so I found out that 911 works from a cell phone lol. Overall, we had a really nice time.

I dont know if I have mentioned this on here yet.... but, Stacy at work, who is cool as hell, is wanting to try to set me up with some guy who is from Barnwell. Set-ups are akward at best and disasterous at worst. So, I have been trying to find out ... casually... if he is really a serial killer or something.... cause as we all know, if he kills me, I want to be special... not just another number lol.

I have been putting drops in Buster's ears. He too, has an ear infection. Although... I dont have ear mites. He is really good about letting me put the drops in because that means I get to rub his ears for a few minutes... and he LOVES that.

Oh - Buster loves massages too. Well, Daddy got this AWESOME massager for the chair.,.,, and I sat there for like 30 minutes on Thursday night. Friday - my back was bruised like I had been hit by a car. niice.

Speaking of niiiice - I talked to Randy-licious.... whose number I put in the women's restroom at a bar Friday night. Some lucky drunken lady is gonna make that call. Niiiice. :) How much do i love Randy???? too fun.

Well, being the lazy bum I am today, I am gonna go put on some more pajamas and watch some tv. I have been watching the old Turner Classics lately... I am a dork, I know... but I LOVE the old movies. Yesterday I watched Mr. Belvedere and Citizen Kane and The Carpetbaggers. GREAT movies. :) ahhh, you have to love the old skool.

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